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Volkswagen Funerals - Clare or Michelle 02476 399296 our phone /tablet website
If you wish to speak to someone urgently to arrange a funeral and can not get us on the office number our emergency only number is 07799 030305 Clare Brookes or contact our Manager and Funeral Director Mr James (Jim) Cullen (please let him know it is a VW Funerals enquiry) on 07971 116665 who will assist you. DO NOT use these numbers for any other enquiry or for sales calls. Thank you.
I'M SORRY WE WILL NOT ANSWER WHILE WE ARE ON DUTY PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE OR TEXT AND WE WILL RETURN YOUR CALL.
Please note these vehicles are available to hire for funerals only. TV / film / static photoshoots may be catered for please let us know your requirements, we may be able to help find the car you require.
Open days to the funeral trade may be catered for ask for details.
We are not available for self drive, proms, nights out etc due to the private hire licensing laws.
IF YOU ARE MAKING FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS AND REQUIRE OUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE PLEASE CALL OR EMAIL US .
If you are a funeral professional / director and would like to request information for your funeral home please email your details to info @ vwfunerals.com (Please close gaps in email address)
Please let us know if you would like any photographs of the fleet for your arrangement rooms or web sites.
PLEASE READ: If we are unavailable please leave a message even if it's just a telephone number and name as we also chauffeur drive and provide our service during office hours and we will return your call as urgent, thank you. You may also text the mobile phone number above if it is urgent.
For our mobile phone and tablet website please go to
The Old Bakery,
18 Church Rd,
Email: info @ vwfunerals.com (I'm sorry you cant click straight through to email unfortunately the internet spy bots bombard us with junk mail if they detect an email address, please cut and paste and remove spaces near the @ sign)
Proprietors: Clare Brookes MSBP (Acc) and Michelle Orton MSBP (Acc) MAAT and Senior manager Mr James (Jim) Cullen. FD Dip MSBP (Acc)
Funeral Blues -W.H. Auden as from the film Four Weddings and a Funeral
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He is Dead.
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now; put out every one,
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun,
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the woods;
For nothing now can ever come to any good. --
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